I have to run up and down the Turnpike everyday and started thinking about how 33% of my check goes to taxes and 50 bucks a week goes to the damn tolls every 100 yards.  I just love the expensive sports cars that cops drive now wasting all our tax money on 10miles per gallon guzzlers to catch a damn honda civic!  Ohhh look at us, we have a drug seized vehicle!  And I am sure that there is one of these in your local deparment as well.
Ok, so lets say the car was free..............
Look, I know that these are seized vehilcles, but just think about it.  First they wil paint them--Custom body shops can charge $4,000 to $8,000
Then I guess they run 200 miles a day 7 days a week  @ $2.50 a gallon @ 8 MPG considering they don't drive conservative.  COST  $437.50 a week  @ 300 dayz=$18,750 freaking bucks for gas!  I bet the department can't do the fucking math on that!  Then if they need to get you to jail they have to call a real cop car to put you in the freaking back seat!  You figure that one! 

Here is the 3RD GRADE MATH FORMULA FOR JUST THE FUEL CONSUMPTION ALONE---'FOR THOSE NOT MATH INCLINED LIKE OUR GOVERNMENT': 
365.24219 DAYS - DAYS IN THE SHOP  x MILES PER DAY x ≈ $2.50 PER GALLON / MPG= "FUCK YOU TAX PAYER, I DRIVE A COOL ASS COP CAR AND BANG STRIPPERS ON THE CLOCK IN IT"

Here are a few pics to get to pissed!  I know I am!   Actual cars I have seen before!



Dodge Challenger
Fuel Type
Regular
  
MPG (city)
13
  
MPG (highway)
19
  
MPG (combined)
15


Pourche 911
Fuel Type
Premium
  
MPG (city)
15
  
MPG (highway)
23
  
MPG (combined)
18


Chevy Crapmarro
Fuel Type
Regular
  
MPG (city)
16
  
MPG (highway)
25
  
MPG (combined)
19


This crappy GM design has not changed since the 80's too!  But thats another blog............
SHITY CORvette--I hate corvettes--had one--piece of shit!
Fuel Type
Regular
  
MPG (city)
15
  
MPG (highway)
25
  
MPG (combined)
18


Dodge Shit Viper
Fuel Type
Premium
  
MPG (city)
13
  
MPG (highway)
22
  
MPG (combined)
16

WELL THERE YOU GO...KEEP ENJOYING THE COOL COP CARS OUT THERE ; AS YOU GET ANAL RAPED WITH NO LUBRICATION ON YOUR PAYCHECK!


TROUZ