So I needed a lighter to light my smokes...stole my sisters lighter so I did not have a nicotine fit.  Nothing like having cigs and no fire.  Then...I see this fucking lighter for sale in the store for freaking 3 bucks!  I buy 'BIC' lighters.  Have done so since I was in the Marine Corp...why?  Because they are indestructable and if your in the infantry, this is a survival tool.  You can burn off leeches, light the wax to cook food, and allow you to look in your ruck when you are under light discipline.  If they get wet, they still freaking light too!

Bic is only a buck.  But Ohhh...The Ed Shitty lighter has technology in it.  Yes, it uses a click mechanism . You have used them before. Great for embesils.  It uses the piezoelectric effect to cause the spark in the lighter with just one click to light. Problem is the thing malfunctions frequently and you end up clicking the fuck out of it to get a light at all.  Don't really see the advantage over a stricker and flint, but oh well shit heads buy this stuff. 

So, I have demonstrated how to save yourself 2 dolllars buy purchasing a regular bic lighter, using a sharpie, and drawing your own stupid shit all over the lighter!  Plus you can use rubbing alcohol, remove the pic and draw some more stupid shit of swirls, knives, big birds, and flowers with eyes.   Yeah...I have a lighter with a sword and a bird--I AM SUCH A BAD ASS!  "Can i light that for you miss?"  Yeahh..."Well look at my lighter fuckers, it has a pic of me flipping you the fuck off ED!"

TROUZ   :)