Rachel's South_Orlando
Posted by Trevor Kristen on Friday, February 26, 2010
Under: PIMP RATED!
I frequent Rachel's. Great strip club! It is topless so don't expect to see the snapper. This is a city law so stop yer bitchin. They have a dress code although if you are going to spend money and have jeans on--tip the door man--and your in! The girls are beautiful and range in age from 20-40. This makes for a great party for any age man or woman. The girls are in shape and the house mom always has the girls looking perfect. If your a guy that is going out to party without a friend, go to Rachel's. Yeah, sure you are paying for company, but your choice is to go to a regular bar, stand at the bar by yourself and throw out all your crappy lines that don't work and blow all your money buying drinks for girls that run off and you end up alone at home jacking the Orca. Now don't think you are going to get a lap dance or pick up a hooker; or even getting a little slap and tickle under the table--because here you will not! This club is legit and by the book. In my opinion, I don't want a chic on my lap anyhow. You can get a hot ass girl to dance for you(so you have a memory to jack to later) or just a girl to sit and BS with you. And yea it cost money, but if you don't have money take your broke ass home.
The Bar
The bar is nice and clean. I never worry about getting a nasty glass. The stools are comfortable and have a foot placement on the front of the bar. Trust me-if you want to park at a bar for 3 hours, you want this type of setup. Drinks are affordable and there are specials. Rachel's did something that other bars have not done. With the shitty economy most bars went up on prices. Rachel's was smart and came down! And you will not get some crappy corporate style jigger pour drinks. The bartenders are friendly and make you feel as though you are sitting with a friend, even though you came in all alone. Most of the female bartenders are very good. They know all the recipies and make a good drink. Most female bartenders suck and just look pretty--and have no idea how to make a drink--hint--Hooter's!
The Food
I really love the filet! Wow nothing like it! Like buttahhhh! Nothing like eating a bad ass steak and looking at some hot asses! Now this is the way to eat. Remember back in the day? I mean in history. When one country conquered another, the king would have the conquered nation serve him the local cuisine and have all the hottest women dance for them! This is the way to feast my man!
The Floor
This is a high end club so if you want a table you are going to have to tip the floor guys. All the tables are reserved for people with money. This is not a club where you just go sit at the stage, drink water and get a free show. A table near the stage will cost you 25 to 50 bucks tip- straight up. VIP requires that you buy a bottle, but if you throw the floor guys a 100, I;m sure they will hook you up! The VIP booths are great for a group. They are semi private because Orlando law will not allow private rooms.
The Servers
Or well I am old school and still call them freaking waitresses. They are hot chics that are waitresses NOT SERVERS! If you sit at a table request LACEY or CHRISTEN! These are some of the best of the best in my experience of 20 years in a bar. They are attentive, hot as hell, (Hotter than the dancers)great attitude, and always funny and say something witty! But you better tip over 20%--good service does not come cheep assholes! These girls will know if your cheep and will gaff you off--and I don't blame them! They will make your night--eyecandy with brains! If you order dinner there you will get top notch waiters! Yep freaking waiters--Dudes that know thier shit! Rachel's dinnning room waiters are always on top of thier shit and I feel like a damn KING when they wait on me--but then I tip like a pimp! And so should you if you want a waiter with attention to detial! And that is exactly what you get at Rachel's!
So man up-grab a friend or your wife and go have a good time. Rachel's will take care of you! They have put me in a cab many times! :) THANKS RACHEL'S! 5 STARS
Trouz
http://www.rachels.com/index-one.html
Orlando South
8701 South Orange Ave.
Orlando, Florida 32824
407. 858.9800
The Bar
The bar is nice and clean. I never worry about getting a nasty glass. The stools are comfortable and have a foot placement on the front of the bar. Trust me-if you want to park at a bar for 3 hours, you want this type of setup. Drinks are affordable and there are specials. Rachel's did something that other bars have not done. With the shitty economy most bars went up on prices. Rachel's was smart and came down! And you will not get some crappy corporate style jigger pour drinks. The bartenders are friendly and make you feel as though you are sitting with a friend, even though you came in all alone. Most of the female bartenders are very good. They know all the recipies and make a good drink. Most female bartenders suck and just look pretty--and have no idea how to make a drink--hint--Hooter's!
The Food
I really love the filet! Wow nothing like it! Like buttahhhh! Nothing like eating a bad ass steak and looking at some hot asses! Now this is the way to eat. Remember back in the day? I mean in history. When one country conquered another, the king would have the conquered nation serve him the local cuisine and have all the hottest women dance for them! This is the way to feast my man!
The Floor
This is a high end club so if you want a table you are going to have to tip the floor guys. All the tables are reserved for people with money. This is not a club where you just go sit at the stage, drink water and get a free show. A table near the stage will cost you 25 to 50 bucks tip- straight up. VIP requires that you buy a bottle, but if you throw the floor guys a 100, I;m sure they will hook you up! The VIP booths are great for a group. They are semi private because Orlando law will not allow private rooms.
The Servers
Or well I am old school and still call them freaking waitresses. They are hot chics that are waitresses NOT SERVERS! If you sit at a table request LACEY or CHRISTEN! These are some of the best of the best in my experience of 20 years in a bar. They are attentive, hot as hell, (Hotter than the dancers)great attitude, and always funny and say something witty! But you better tip over 20%--good service does not come cheep assholes! These girls will know if your cheep and will gaff you off--and I don't blame them! They will make your night--eyecandy with brains! If you order dinner there you will get top notch waiters! Yep freaking waiters--Dudes that know thier shit! Rachel's dinnning room waiters are always on top of thier shit and I feel like a damn KING when they wait on me--but then I tip like a pimp! And so should you if you want a waiter with attention to detial! And that is exactly what you get at Rachel's!
So man up-grab a friend or your wife and go have a good time. Rachel's will take care of you! They have put me in a cab many times! :) THANKS RACHEL'S! 5 STARS
Trouz
http://www.rachels.com/index-one.html
Orlando South
8701 South Orange Ave.
Orlando, Florida 32824
407. 858.9800
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