I work as an IT Administrator and every damn day I have hear, "If this was a MAC you would not have a job huh?" "I can't pinch and swipe on the track pad."  Well we could buy a tech similar to magic mouse for that @ a cost of maybe 50 bucks.  Pinch and swipe what anyway?  We put numbers in pre-built spreadsheets created by computer engineers that a person with a  shittty business degree can't figure out anyway.  No asshole, if my company ran MAC equipment for 500 users we would have spent $1,000,000 per state instead of $250,000!  Yeah,  I would still have to fix the damn things and show people that you can not cut and past your entire 'My Docs' folder into your email and mail it to yourself; and that the company does not allow your pictures of squirels on your desktop!
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I'm not forking out the rip off money for one of these machines--if you want me to have one so bad-- buy me one--ohhh and then I can change the apple logo light to different colors and pinch, swipe and scroll.  The mouse is old technology and will go away, but buying a MAC for that....?  Nope! In the mean time shut up about your damn MAC and how freaking great it is before I just PUNCH YOU! 

Trouz