a-day-in-the-life-of-a-bartender http://flacritic.yolasite.com/a-day-in-the-life-of-a-bartender.php Sat, 13 Jun 2026 10:14:20 +0100 FeedCreator 1.7.2 http://flacritic.yolasite.com/a-day-in-the-life-of-a-bartender/never-fuck-with-a-bartender-lmao <img class="yui-img" src="http://flacritic.yolasite.com/resources/bar.jpg" style="width: 325px;"><h3 class="GenericStory_Message" data-ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;msg&quot;}">So the story is: This asshole sits at my bar and bitches about how strong his drinks are all night. So naturally I get him all fucked the hell up! And oh no! He passes out in the back by the beer cooler. So naturally I grab my friend Timmy and we go and piss on the mother fucker! <br>Never fuck with a bartender!</h3><br><img class="yui-img" src="http://flacritic.yolasite.com/resources/bar%20pee%20guy%202.jpg" style="width: 325px;"><br> Sat, 06 Mar 2010 21:32:14 +0100 http://flacritic.yolasite.com/a-day-in-the-life-of-a-bartender/the-day-in-the-life-of-a-bartender-wanna-know-what-the-job-is-really-like- Bartenders are a dying bread due to corporations and stupid liquor control devices.&nbsp; The art of bartending is dying!&nbsp; I have lost so many jobs with my experience due to the fact that a bar manager has the hots for a chic and wants to make her a bartender to get laid.&nbsp; Ha!&nbsp; Go see 'Waiting'&nbsp; It is the truth!&nbsp; A great bartender makes a memory in the patron that lasts the customer for life.&nbsp; "I remember that Trouzer guy at La Vela, he was so freaking crazy!"&nbsp; I had repeat customers form 8 states while working at La Vela who repeatedly came back to see me every holiday. Bartending is an art!&nbsp; A good bartender makes the club!&nbsp; A bartender knows the area and the night life.&nbsp; A good bartender can make your night, give you lasting memories, and can even get your ugly ass laid!&nbsp; So Fuck Sushi--get a good bartender!<br> Sat, 06 Mar 2010 13:54:19 +0100