How to solve the terrorist crisis!

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:00:25 +0100

As a Marine I have many opinions on how to end war with extremists that still live in the 1st century because they mismanaged their society and raped their own people. Well i figured I killed about 12 of those fuckers but that did not solve the problem of ignorance. So here is my plan to end terrorism in the middle east.

Make all persons on a flight get drunk and slip in a little xanax as a requirement to fly. Nothing like a terrorist bumping down the isle to the flight crew slurring, "Ahhhhhlllllaaaahhhhh; greaht, ala ala ahhh; I;m sleepy!"
I remember we used to use the large aircraft to drop millions of leaflets on how to surrender and why the military is in their country. So we drop the leaflets saying, "Allah is coming now!" They don;t know they live in the dark ages. A leaflet is like a message from god in heaven. They never saw a plane before.
Next we drop trillions of fucking pennies on the entire country pegging everyone in the head. Hey ala money from heaven. Might kill a few but what humor that has.
Next, we drop in some strippers, hookers, and sluts in by parachute. They will think ALLAH has sent the virgins straight to them!
Then we drop loads of portable AC units, its so freaking hot there! That heat will drive you crazy and make you fuck camels.
Then we come back and drop all of our garbage from a c_130 all over the country. That place is fucking dump!

Treva USMC SEMPER FI MOTHER FUCKERS! SO GLAD I TOOK SOME OF YOU OUT!

Drug Seized Cop Cars--What a waste....

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:00:40 +0100

I have to run up and down the Turnpike everyday and started thinking about how 33% of my check goes to taxes and 50 bucks a week goes to the damn tolls every 100 yards. I just love the expensive sports cars that cops drive now wasting all our tax money on 10miles per gallon guzzlers to catch a damn honda civic! Ohhh look at us, we have a drug seized vehicle! And I am sure that there is one of these in your local deparment as well.
Ok, so lets say the car was free..............
Look, I know that these are seized vehilcles, but just think about it. First they wil paint them--Custom body shops can charge $4,000 to $8,000
Then I guess they run 200 miles a day 7 days a week @ $2.50 a gallon @ 8 MPG considering they don't drive conservative. COST $437.50 a week @ 300 dayz=$18,750 freaking bucks for gas! I bet the department can't do the fucking math on that! Then if they need to get you to jail they have to call a real cop car to put you in the freaking back seat! You figure that one!

Here is the 3RD GRADE MATH FORMULA FOR JUST THE FUEL CONSUMPTION ALONE---'FOR THOSE NOT MATH INCLINED LIKE OUR GOVERNMENT':
365.24219 DAYS - DAYS IN THE SHOP x MILES PER DAY x ≈ $2.50 PER GALLON / MPG= "FUCK YOU TAX PAYER, I DRIVE A COOL ASS COP CAR AND BANG STRIPPERS ON THE CLOCK IN IT"

Here are a few pics to get to pissed! I know I am! Actual cars I have seen before!

Dodge Challenger

Fuel Type	Regular
MPG (city)	13
MPG (highway)	19
MPG (combined)	15

Pourche 911

Fuel Type	Premium
MPG (city)	15
MPG (highway)	23
MPG (combined)	18

Chevy Crapmarro

Fuel Type	Regular
MPG (city)	16
MPG (highway)	25
MPG (combined)	19

This crappy GM design has not changed since the 80's too! But thats another blog............
SHITY CORvette--I hate corvettes--had one--piece of shit!

Fuel Type	Regular
MPG (city)	15
MPG (highway)	25
MPG (combined)	18

Dodge Shit Viper

Fuel Type	Premium
MPG (city)	13
MPG (highway)	22
MPG (combined)	16

WELL THERE YOU GO...KEEP ENJOYING THE COOL COP CARS OUT THERE ; AS YOU GET ANAL RAPED WITH NO LUBRICATION ON YOUR PAYCHECK!

TROUZ

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How to solve the terrorist crisis!

Drug Seized Cop Cars--What a waste....