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FUCKING CHEVRON! Kirkman rd Orlando!

Fri, 09 Apr 2010 00:42:54 +0100

Ok so I have noticed lately that many businesses are getting robbed due to the shitty economy! So these assholes are locking the extra door in their business. I sthis so that if a fucking asshole steals cheezits they get stuck at the door and they get an extra look under the camera to identify them? Has anoyone else noticed this?

I go to this Chevron by my home every morning to gas up for the days fucking 100 mile drive. I gas up...40 fucking bucks...walk to the door..that's right....its fucking locked! Says, "Please use other door!" I have to walk around the entire store to go to the other door after spending 40 bucks on gas! 40 fucking bucks! I walk inside and above the door I see a huge sign, "EXIT!" Another sign says, "THIS IS NOT AN EXIT!" FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU CHEVRON! FUCKING ANNOYING!

BULL FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU !

The Homeless

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 13:53:02 +0100

Coming Tonight...

My Thoughts on Grammar

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:02:31 +0100

Grammar is useful and I rag on people that don;t have proper grammar. Although, I like to write when I am drunk or baked...and true to my wacked nature...I leave everything in raw form. SO, if you think I don't understand grammar, think about this....

Titled:I like tacos..

I like nachos. Chicken nachos. Beef nachos. Chicken tacos. Beef tacos. Crunchy and soft. With or without sour cream. Nachos are always too big and I can not eat them all. They are not healthy but I like them. I only eat 3 tacos. I make tacos at home with ground turkey; that is turkey tacos! I do like fajitaz too! I get the chicken and beef combo! Never ever use an apostraphe' 'S' when spelling tacos or nachos. That would be possessive. Did you know that the word 'possessive' has four S's? And I am not sure if you can use an apostraphe to make an 'S' possessive. The word 'apostraphe has too 'P'! Get it? Can you believe that? Can anyone remember how to spell the word 'receive'? I get it wrong all the time! And what the hell do we need a 'tilde' (~) for? Well my theory for the tilde is that you can make a sperm shot with it! See if you can see what I see here?
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I am so sorry for using the word 'for' at the end of a sentence. You can not end a sentence with a preposition. I hate prepositions, but I sure LOVE tacos!

ED HARDY SUCKS-CHECK OUT MY NEW $3 LIGHTER

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:02:24 +0100

So I needed a lighter to light my smokes...stole my sisters lighter so I did not have a nicotine fit. Nothing like having cigs and no fire. Then...I see this fucking lighter for sale in the store for freaking 3 bucks! I buy 'BIC' lighters. Have done so since I was in the Marine Corp...why? Because they are indestructable and if your in the infantry, this is a survival tool. You can burn off leeches, light the wax to cook food, and allow you to look in your ruck when you are under light discipline. If they get wet, they still freaking light too!

Bic is only a buck. But Ohhh...The Ed Shitty lighter has technology in it. Yes, it uses a click mechanism . You have used them before. Great for embesils. It uses the piezoelectric effect to cause the spark in the lighter with just one click to light. Problem is the thing malfunctions frequently and you end up clicking the fuck out of it to get a light at all. Don't really see the advantage over a stricker and flint, but oh well shit heads buy this stuff.

So, I have demonstrated how to save yourself 2 dolllars buy purchasing a regular bic lighter, using a sharpie, and drawing your own stupid shit all over the lighter! Plus you can use rubbing alcohol, remove the pic and draw some more stupid shit of swirls, knives, big birds, and flowers with eyes. Yeah...I have a lighter with a sword and a bird--I AM SUCH A BAD ASS! "Can i light that for you miss?" Yeahh..."Well look at my lighter fuckers, it has a pic of me flipping you the fuck off ED!"

TROUZ :)