movie-and-tv-reviews

THE HURT LOCKER

Fri, 09 Apr 2010 01:01:48 +0100

Hurt Locker

This is just some notes I made about how I felt about this movie....

Bad fucking ass

Real

I was a marine but I never knew about this job—crazy

Tough

I never lost a fellow soldier

I have guilt because of that

I did kill

Fuck wanna know why we fucking smoke cigs

Cus fuck you you never went through “THE SHIT”

You gotta be a lot crazy to be in the military or the infantry

I love the way we used to push vehicals with our humm vees

You don’t move you will be moved

We are not cops bitch

Lol we all smoke

Ijaq suxkis ass

Enemy all around you

Mine wewre a,ll in fritn friont

Fukcignied I s a pussy wepon

I hated that mop shit 4—god I would hate those suits

Nothing like the sound of a 50 cal punching holes its beautiful sound

We are so good at our job

So much discipline and not pussies

Fire discipline
fucking rules of engagement

Calm in when to choose to pull a trigger

Gets alittle redicilous out there

But what I like is the memories it gave me by being reea’’;l

Poor guys trippin and hiding while I was shooting back

Deh shootin dog

I was a gangster a real gangster leaning on back of truck shooting and everyone taking covwr cover

USA havew the best weaopons

Opunch thru walls we do

Killing is a jbob hjust like yours

Your good at it or bad at it

The flys

You get so tired of shooting all day
being tense and aware
the sacrifice eyou have to make

Jpb—see you before you see me fuclker

Lolk he says im 26 and im too old for this shit

A young mans game

I loved his trohys

I even liked the gut shots

Tlak about hazing we ahaze hard corp

Fuck a frateraty

Loved tha fight

That suit is hard’

Always a dumb affice thought—I hate that they are not that stupid

Unit cohesion is so much fun

When you kne everyone and they kneo you

Fuck football your team has to be do so good or it means your life

Sick fucks a body bomb you gewt tired of seeing death so tiresd

Its one of those stories you try to tell but you never no unless your there

Noview tyr but most war movies are so fake to me

Finallya tough guy movie made bya women

WELL I HAD TO BE DRUNK TO WATCH THAT! WAR MOVIES CAN BE HARD TO WATCH FOR A VET IF THEY ARE VERY REALISTIC. BUT THERE YOU GO MAKE OF IT WHAT YOU WANT--I LEFT IT ALL FUCKED AND DRUNK SO YOU CAN SEE .....FUCK OFF......

FAMILY GUY--BEST SHOW EVER!

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 21:35:53 +0100

COMING PREVIEW!

Wild Hogs

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:02:55 +0100

I am going to rip on this one--coming soon!

OMG CAN'T WAIT TO SEE 'COP OUT'--NEW MOVIE

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:03:04 +0100

ANOTHER FREAKING BLACK COP WHITE COP MOVIE--WILL THIS GENRE EVER DIE OR FOR THAT MATTER EVER BE FUNNY? JEESS LOOK HOW MANY ARE BRUCE WILLIS TOO! GET RID OF THIS GUY--HES PLAYED THE FUCK OUT! I HATE BRUCE WILLIS AND FREAKING MARTIN LAWRENCE! ALL STUPID WHIT COP AND STREET SMART FUNNY BLACK COP. OH OH MAYBE THEY WILL SWITCH THIS TIME IN COP OUT AND HAVE A FUNNY WHITE STREET SMART WHITE COP AND ASTUPID BLACK COP FROM THE BURBS....CAN;T WAIT

HERE IS A LIST OF A FEW I REMEMBER--

Rush Hour (1998), Rush Hour 2 (2001)
Men in Black (1997), Men in Black II (2002)
Miami Vice (1984-1990)
Die Hard with a Vengeance(1995)
Beverly Hills Cop (1984), Beverly Hills Cop II (1987)
48 Hrs. (1982), Another 48 Hrs. (1990)
Die Hard (1988)
The Last Boy Scout (1991)
Lethal Weapon (1987), Lethal Weapon 2 (1989), Lethal Weapon 3(1992), Lethal Weapon 4(1998)
i-sPY
BAD OMPANY
BLUE STREAK
Money talks

REVIEW COMING SOON--AND ITS GONNA BE A TERD!

American Pie---2009

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:03:12 +0100

Now I hate teenager movies and coming of age movies. But hey lots of great tits! The tits made the movie. Dont pay blokfuckers for it. I hope you have fuck netflix. That shit was basically free! Jees these charachers are so un-intersting. The story is some dork jerks off with his dog and a peanut butter sandwhich and has a ht 30 year old(suppose to be 17) that wants to bang. But he is playin it cool! Did I mention I hate teenagers? OMG they don't even have 'STIFFLER' in this movie! Stiffler made the first one--WTF no STIFFLER! SO GAY! So I am thinking this whole movie, "Do teenagers really have this much sex 4 real? Oh shit missed 20 minutes it was so boring I went out and bought more smokes and vodka. GD are they gonna bang in this movie or what? Good god these actors are 30 --they do not look 16 at all! I got bored started watching CLerks again......and have another drink
Trouz