Never Fuck With a Bartender..LMAO

March 5, 2010

So the story is: This asshole sits at my bar and bitches about how strong his drinks are all night. So naturally I get him all fucked the hell up! And oh no! He passes out in the back by the beer cooler. So naturally I grab my friend Timmy and we go and piss on the mother fucker!
Never fuck with a bartender!



 

The day in the life of a bartender! Wanna know what the job is 'REALLY' Like?

February 27, 2010
Bartenders are a dying bread due to corporations and stupid liquor control devices.  The art of bartending is dying!  I have lost so many jobs with my experience due to the fact that a bar manager has the hots for a chic and wants to make her a bartender to get laid.  Ha!  Go see 'Waiting'  It is the truth!  A great bartender makes a memory in the patron that lasts the customer for life.  "I remember that Trouzer guy at La Vela, he was so freaking crazy!"  I had repeat customers form 8 states...
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Trouzer was a bartender for over 15 years working for CLub Lavela in PCB for over 6 years. I have seen it all!This club was the most fun I have ever had as a bartender, not to mention the money to be made! I have so many memories i am writing a screenplay for a movie at this time! Trouz More to cum.........

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