How to solve the terrorist crisis!
February 28, 2010
As a Marine I have many opinions on how to end war with extremists that still live in the 1st century because they mismanaged their society and raped their own people. Well i figured I killed about 12 of those fuckers but that did not solve the problem of ignorance. So here is my plan to end terrorism in the middle east.
- Make all persons on a flight get drunk and slip in a little xanax as a requirement to fly. Nothing like a terrorist bumping down the isle to the flight crew slurring, "Ahhhhhlllllaaaahhhhh; greaht, ala ala ahhh; I;m sleepy!"
- I remember we used to use the large aircraft to drop millions of leaflets on how to surrender and why the military is in their country. So we drop the leaflets saying, "Allah is coming now!" They don;t know they live in the dark ages. A leaflet is like a message from god in heaven. They never saw a plane before.
- Next we drop trillions of fucking pennies on the entire country pegging everyone in the head. Hey ala money from heaven. Might kill a few but what humor that has.
- Next, we drop in some strippers, hookers, and sluts in by parachute. They will think ALLAH has sent the virgins straight to them!
- Then we drop loads of portable AC units, its so freaking hot there! That heat will drive you crazy and make you fuck camels.
- Then we come back and drop all of our garbage from a c_130 all over the country. That place is fucking dump!
Posted by Trevor Kristen. Posted In : USMC GANSTER
Trevor was a Marine 0331 Machine Gunner-SEMPER FI!